Tatum Kelly - The Odds Are Against You.mp4


It’s true. You have nothing going for you, which is why you’re a lonely, pathetic virgin with a jerking addiction. It must be so frustrating to always be thinking about pussy, yet never actually getting any. Your sex life is your palm. How tragic! I bet you cry every night, don’t you? You cry thinking about all the things you will never have and all of those things center around sex… the greatest feeling on earth. You are living, breathing pussy repellant. Clearly there is no other purpose for you other than to serve a superior Goddess. Get on your knees and submit, virgin. You have no choice.