You pay me all of your money, and its awesome. After being sick for over a week, I realized how great my life is. You slave away at work, I can take as many days off as I want and make tons of money.. Why? Because I don’t have to work.. you do. You work for me and pay me everything.. No matter what, you’ll always be there, my beta jerkaholic little bitch.. stroking away all your cash into my bank account. That thought alone was the best medicine.