I’m in charge here, and I say on St.Patricks Day you rub it for good luck. Are you feeling lucky? You’re not going out with your friends and getting Having fun, no. You’re staying home, sit in front of your computer, hand on your cock, and going on a jennifer jerkathon! I know you’ve been craving My body, I know you’ve missed Me. I know you cant stop thinking about Me. Rubbing it for Me is the only exciting thing in your life. You live to please Me, you live to work hard for Me, you live to make Me My money. You will rub it until it’s raw just keep stroking.