By Princess Miki Aoki Most men are hopelessly distracted by thoughts of sex 24/7. You, on the other hand, daydream all day about the next time you get to stimulate yourself with your hand. You can’t wait to be My little jerk puppet again, stroking yourself silly to My clips all night. So yes, your obsession with masturbation has replaced thoughts of sex. And here again, I’ll say it: “this is your sex life.” Do you get sick of hearing it? Maybe, but it doesn’t make it any less true. Today, I’m going to have you do something that’s mildly humiliating that I think you’ll enjoy. You can put your reality on display by putting on a performance for Me: I want you to literally fuck your hand. No, I don’t want you to just hump it. MAKE SWEET LOVE TO YOUR HAND. You get the picture. Make that hand-pussy feel good.