Are you having a good vacation here at the camp it’s a lot of fun right. I know these meditation retreats can be very strange at times. Every camp has a different set up and vibe to it and you never know really what you are going to get. Well this camp has some rules first you are not allowed to talk to anyone. You will refer to me as Princess Carmela. Next you will follow all of my orders no matter how strange. If you don’t do what I say when I say it you will have sanctions place on you till you fully repent. You will not be allowed to leave until you have reached “total illumination” that is to say total obedience to your new master.