I’m feeling playful right now, so you and I are going to face off in a little card game. Watch me shuffle the deck: this game isn’t rigged. The outcome today is completely up to chance. Do you think fate is on your side today? If you’re the winner, your prize will be an incredible, orgasmic release. If you lose, you’ll be denied, and your asshole will be mine for the taking. Start stroking as I teasingly pull card from the deck. Each time I pull a red card, you’ll stroke faster. When I pull a black card, it’s time to slow down. Every card will bring us closer to the moment of truth…will you cum? Or will you be drilling that tight asshole with a big dildo?