You probably know why you’ve been brought to detention today.I’ve had multiple complaints from teachers: you masturbate in class. It’s offensive, repulsive, and quite frankly, as your principal, I had higher expectations for you.I understand you’re going through puberty. You’re probably getting surprise erections at all hours, and your hormones are making you very…”excited”. But this sort of behavior is absolutely unacceptable.I see only one solution: to beat your balls until you are unable to have an erection all day. No more surprise boners for you! Welcome to ballbusting detention.
Category: CBT