What? You’re still a virgin.. HAHAH duh! You’ll always be a pathetic hand humping virgin. You’ll never feel the warm embrace of pussy, because you don’t deserve it. Your hand and pocket pussies are the closest your loser ass will ever get. You’re STILL a virgin because you’re ALWAYS going to be a virgin! You’re too weak.. too shy.. too pathetic to even make a move on a woman, let alone perform in bed. You’ll always stick to your hand. You’ll always be denied sex. You’re still a hand humping virgin, after all these years!