Miss Melissa – Brown Bottle Jerk Off Loser

You’re a stroking zombie. You’re just about as far gone as they come. A total masturbation addict. How do I know this about you? You’ve jerked yourself soft, and yet you’re still going. You have a case of self-inflicted erectile disfunction, impotence through overuse. This act of masturbatory humiliation is the true sign of a jerk off junkie, and you know what? I love it. There’s nothing more hilarious than a loser, all blank eyed and horny, beating his soft penis into the night. You’re far past the point where most men stop, but you’re not like other men. You’re weaker. You’re not a man at all, really, just a masturbation addict. Don’t stop pumping. I’m not here to shame you into changing; I’m here to encourage you. I want you to stroke yourself soft every night. This way, you won’t even think about pussy or sex or all the pleasures of a woman’s body that you can’t have. Even if you had the chance, you wouldn’t be able to perform. I look into your eyes as you hold the addictive little brown bottle under your nose to destroy your brain cells.