Typically I’m not a fan of premature ejaculators. You guys can’t play my edging games, don’t need to go on clip binges, and a short, cheap clip can last you weeks, because you constantly pop before it’s over! But I’ve decided to change my tune. I’ve decided that I *like* you being a premature ejaculator for me…because it is for ME. You’re conditioning yourself to only be able to jerk it, never to be capable of a real sex life, and as such, you’ll remain forever mine. Your dick is broken; it only works for my clips, and that’s exactly how I want you, my little quick dick, my minute man…forever.