London Lix – You Ruined Your Sex Life, Forever Virgin

You hang on my every word, so it’s up to me to share this harsh truth: you will be a virgin FOREVER. I know you’ve heard women like me tell you this before, but today I’m going to make sure you believe it by sharing the reasons why you’ve ruined your sex life – permanently. Your little femdom addiction has really fucked with your ability to get laid. If you weren’t so much of a shy social reject you might have been able to go out & get fucked, but it was easier to just jerk to this instead, wasn’t it? Most men use porn as an introduction to their sex lives & as an occasional hobby, but for you, these clips are a complete replacement. Me and your hand are all you have and you know it. The years are ticking by and your hope for a normal life is waning as you plunge deeper into my web. So stroke to me and allow me to tell you the plan for the rest of your virtual sex life…