London Lix – You Could Never Date Me

You know I’m out of your league…physically, mentally, emotionally, financially, academically…but this doesn’t stop you having the fantasy of dating me. You’d love to take care of me and maybe think you could strive to be the best little boyfriend around. Maybe you’re hot, and your dick is average, and you could make up the lacking in other departments with devotion and servitude. Nah. This isn’t the issue. I don’t think you’ve even BEGUN to comprehend what it takes to be with me. Do you think you could handle hearing me do cam sessions, laughing at how another dude’s 7incher is ‘small’, when you’re packing less yourself? Do you think you have the confidence to stomach me traveling alone with a bunch of other hot women? How will you feel when you hear me recording clips detailing neuropsychology about how men are inferior, when I told you over lunch “don’t worry honey…I respect YOU!”. Mindfucks are fun, but could you handle one 24/7?