London Lix – Solving Your Problems

Any good salesperson knows that to sell to a customer, you need to be solving a problem they have, with your services or your product. Now, there are only so many horny, lonely men who don’t have partners, or who turn to clips for a little entertainment even though they do. So, how to increase my customer base..? Oh…it’s a little unethical maybe, but I’ve found that creating problems within you gives me much more to work with 😉 Maybe I can install a foot fetish, so that you buy my foot JOI along with regular edging games. Maybe I train you to become a quick dick, so that the world of premature ejaculation training opens up to you. Maybe I get you addicted to cock, or that little brown bottle, and you can’t get that fix in your real life relationships so…enter London Lix. Oops. I’d say I’m sorry, but I can’t hear you over my laughter at you. Evil? Perhaps. Genius? Definitely. Buy this and find out how I broke you. And then cum to it.