Look at us and look at you. Do you honestly think you’d have a chance with either one of us? Hell no! You’re a pathetic loser with an itty bitty binky dick and no chance of ever satisfying a woman. The best you can hope for is to amuse us by stroking your dicklet while we tease you mercilessly and show you everything you’ll never have! Stroke loser, make a little worship squirt and then get out of our sight!