I’m glad you could join us at the sperm bank today. We’re really in desperate need for your donation, but unfortunately all of our jack-off materials were stolen! Lucky for you, the nurses and I thought the best way to help you cum would be to show you a little something naughty on my own body. I’m going to spread my ass and pussy for you while you stroke your cock, then you can give me a nice load for the sperm bank. Lets just hope you don’t have too big of a sample for me – our machines can only handle a certain amount, and we don’t have a disposal mechanism that’s up to health code…