Goddess Valora – Jack Off Into Debt

There’s no greater thrill than knowing that I can financially devastate you into a hole of debt. You made the mistake of handing over one of your credit cards. I was told there was a $9,000 so I wanted to see how fast I could blow all nine THOUSAND dollars! I’m sitting you down because I think it’ll be fun to read over you credit card statement together. I want to read each and every extravagant purchase that I made. Each dollar amount, hurling you deeper into the financial pit. Isn’t emasculating and terrifying thinking about how deep you in and how much deeper I’m going to make you go? Ha, that’s my favorite part!