Just remember what you’re really good at… jerking off. No one fucks their hand like you. No one admits failure like you. Staying home and embracing failure is what’s best for you. And since that’s your best talent… it should be used to serve your goddess. Oops… there’s the failed load now! Awe, did you rip your hand away like a good boy! Haha! Awe, now eat up!