You’ve been failing all your classes and dropping the ball on all your chores. I know you want to be a good boy for M0mmy. I’ve talked with your teachers and It seems that you’re…distracted. you’re distracted by Me?! That is so fucked up. Hmm maybe instead of grounding you when you don’t do as you’re told, I’ll reward you by allowing you to jerk to Me. Oh, and I’m sure you wouldn’t want anyone to know about this…right? So maybe you should be a good boy.