Goddess Fiona – I Think You Might Be Gay

Hey man, I’m not saying its true or not but… there’s some rumors going around about you. Some rumors that you might… well that you might be into men. Look, I don’t care! I don’t care what you do on your free time but I just thought I should let you know that people are talking, so you might want to be set the record straight… haha, or, um, gay. LMAO! I mean you say you aren’t gay, but… I must admit there have been some questionable moments. Are you… are you really getting a BONER right now, hearing me even talk about COCK!??!?!? You might be gay, haha don’t you think!?!?! You aren’t convinced huh. Okay…I have an idea. Why don’t we do a couple little tests to REALLY figure it out? I don’t mind helping. Drop your drawers and whip out your dick little boy… let’s figure out if you’re ACTUALLY gay!!!