Wow, you lucky little lame! You’re one of the ones who actually has a girlfriend… For now. For the sake of love and romance and all that I propose a test. See, so many of you poor losers suffer from the incredible delusion that women actually genuinely like you and not your money. No matter how far beneath ME you are, you still think you’re somehow better than the rest of the pigs because you’re dating someone… LOL Well, true love stands the test of time…and money, so it’s time for you to get your dick out, open your wallet, and listen to My orders, cockpuppet. Do it for love!