Sit down Step-son, we need to have a talk. I can’t believe you’ve been acting out so much lately. You’ve been rude, disrespectful and overall ungrateful. Now I know why. You mother lets you get away with that sort of behavior at her house, doesn’t she? I can’t believe this. You should be learning respect and discipline from the women in your life, but all she’s teaching you is blatant disregard for the rules. So, here’s my solution. Since all modern methods have failed to punish you, I’m going to punish you. I’m going to bend you over my knee and spank you until you’re raw. And you know what? I’m going to spank your mother too. Someone needs to teach the two of you a lesson.