If every orgasm is such a spectacular failure, why does it feel like such an achievement to you? I give you your orders to begin your training as a premature ejaculater. The shame of cumming so quickly excites you to no limit and you’re eager to reduce your endurance to even less for me. Next time you jerk off, set a timer. Enjoy it, because however long it takes you to blow, that’s the longest time you’ll ever be allowed to masturbate again. Every stroke session after that must be shorter, even just by a few seconds each time, until you’re cumming in your pants from the slightest hints of stimulation. I hope you savour the deliciously embarrassing months of this sticky phase because eventually, your cock will stay dry and flaccid… you’ll become completely impotent from your obsession with premature ejaculation and your penis will become truly obsolete!