I make you feel so weak and tingly. I’m always on your mind. In fact, you have to consciously make an effort not to think about me. You’re not going anywhere, so you might as well be useful to me. A loser like you better capitalize on the one opportunity you have to make me happy. Suffer and sacrifice for me, bust your ass to tribute as much as you possibly can. I’m all you ever wanted. Are you eagerly nodding your head? So you agree? Good, prove it to me by stroking out two loads straight into a shot glass. Now down the hatch! Ahhhh…. Okay, now I believe you.
Category: Worship