Crystal Knight – Holiday Homewrecker

When you look up the definition of a homewrecker, it would pop up thousands of pictures of Me. I’m so good looking no guy can resist Me. For the holidays, we’re going to fuck over your relationship over in multiple ways. Without her ever finding out (until she unwraps her gifts, that is). I’m the one who deserves gifts and attention. I’m the one makes you cum, you have to fake it with her. I’m the one who turns you on, she can’t intrigue you no matter what she wears. She just nags at you and turns you off. The moment she leaves the house, you start jerking for me. You can’t keep me out of your head, I’m constantly running through your mind. Every day of your life revolves around me and that’s never going to change. The holidays are all about ME and you’re going to prove how much I mean to you by home-wrecking your relationship My way.