Yes sir, it’s true… your Interest payment is tied directly to the size of ur dick. Every inch below 9 inches is gonna costs ya. We can’t have little beta dicklette guys out there in fancy cars and stuff… they might fool people into treating them as equals or … young impressionable women might date them. Now im going to need you to drop your pants… Oh wow, that IS pathetic! Geez… I had no idea how badly you must need me to abuse you in here today… You can go ahead and stroke it for me… Oh, you want more, I see, well I could charge you a “one time” “fuck you” fee of $300 for begging me to flip you off… how’s that sound?