You WHORE. You can’t help it. You’re a shiny magpie, drawn to every piece of shiny fabric you see on a hot woman’s body. Bodies that are way too hot for you to handle! I don’t demand loyalty from you because I know who you are and what you need. Shiny, shiny, shiny, it’s never enough! You’ll never stop emptying that wallet for shiny and I’m encouraging it! Use code WHOREFORSHINY to send me more at checkout!
Category: Worship