You’ve dreamed of being able to serve under my feet. Smelling my scent, licking the dirt and sweat off of my soles… it’s your biggest dream. Today, that dream gets to become a reality. My feet are SO sweaty and dirty from all of the walking around I did, and you get the privilege of taking it all in and even inhaling my grody socks. What an honor that is for you. You’ll be bragging about this day to your loser friends and hope that it can happen again one day. Maybe if you pay me good enough, I’ll even consider it.