What are you to me? I have a feeling I know. You’re such an easy read, after all. One look and I can just tell. You’re a wanker. You’re a masturbation addict. You’re a tosser. Just the sight of my body in a slim fitting dress is enough to make you jerk furiously. How often do you masturbate to me? Every day? That’s good. You’re my little masturbator. You’re my little wanker. Prove it to me right now. Drop those pants and squirt a load for me right now. Come on. Have yourself a good wank. Just for me.