Your itty bitty penis is completely laughable. How on earth are you supposed to please a woman with THAT? No wonder all the girls want me instead of you. My long, lithe tongue can do things to a pussy that you can’t even dream of achieving. I’m hung, and you’re not. That’s the long and the short of it. Haha! You may as well get busy jerking that gross little loser prick, seeing as that’s the only sex you’ll be having for the rest of your life. Meanwhile, I’ll be making women scream my name left and right. Feast your eyes on my thick penetrating tongue, this beautiful erotic organ resting in my warm, wet mouth. Play with your puny pud while I show off my oral skills.