You wake up in a strange place, sleepy and weak. You’re bald from the neck down and wearing a big, fluffy diaper. You discover that you’ve been sold into a very specific kind of slavery. I am your new owner, but I want you to call me Mummy! I am so thrilled that you’re finally here! You are my new baby slave and I have such an exciting life planned for you. I tell you all about your new rules while changing your diaper. When you cry, I coo and you and stuff a pacifier into your little mouth. Don’t worry, sweetie! You’ll settle into your new life in no time.