You virgins are all pretty much the same, it’s cute. You’re going to stroke your virgin dick whilst I talk you through some of these loser similarities, lightly and playfully humiliating you, sensually teasing you for being such a precious little freak. I take so much pleasure taunting you for how deprived you are, comparing your ‘sex life’ to that of regular, functional men. I’ll let you in on my secret for how I can spot a virgin loser in a crowd, and mock you for finding all of this attention I’m giving you so exciting. You’re needy, you’re insecure, you’re a jerkaholic; you’re a typical virgin! Go on, fuck your hand pussy, the only hole you’ve ever known!