Hello, I’m Dr. Rene. You’re seeking therapy due to your inability to get a date, your social ineptitude, and your being a virgin. Yes, I can see it now, you poor thing. You lack confidence. You’ll never get a girlfriend or wife at this rate! Well, for my most dire cases (which you seem to be), I recommend an alternative form of therapy. Some guys truly aren’t cut out for the normal dating scene. Some guys are just made to be submissive. Are you one of these? I’m willing to bet you are. Let’s try a bit of my “alternative therapy” and see!