Wouldn’t it be great if your pillow was your girlfriend? You already sleep with her every night, your head nestled in her soft contours like warm breasts around your face. She could be the woman of your dreams. A fluffy pillow for your fluffer. Just imagine if your pillow was me wrapped in a red lacy pillowcase, lying on your bed, waiting to be fucked. You stroke her hair, kiss her, whisper romantic things into her down-feathered ears. I know how much you want her and seduce you into fucking your pillow’s brains out.