I invite you over, my loser neighbor, and tell you I heard a rumor about your dick being big. I convince you if you show me, I’ll show you my tits. You show me and it is, NOT big, it’s the opposite actually. You have a tiny clitty! I tell you if you can last 3 minutes of my jerk off instruction and teasing with out cumming, I’ll still show you my tits. Guess what you’re a premature ejaculator too, most losers are. Now get out of my house, I’ll make sure to tell everyone at school about this!